Dodgeball Champions!!

I have figured out how to become no doubt dodgeball champions. All that we have to do is get White House press secretary Scott McClellan on our team. I just spent like 45 minutes watching a White House Breifing on CSPAN and i have never seen such a ducking, diving, and dodging effort in my life. Im sure Ari Flischer had some of the same mad skills but i remember when he did it he still had some honesty with it. McClellan gave quite a performance, putting out answers that would just numb the minds of the reporters asking, to where they just would give up. One of the reporters after the breifing i even heard say, "my question was wrong". How can a question be wrong? maybe it has no answer, but it was amazing how McClellan did his job. The great thing is that if McClellan is hit, he will just play it off like a bunch of the bastards that we play. Im sure he will say something like he did when a question stumped him. Something along the lines of "That ball didn't count, because the president is committed to the war and will not forget what happened on 9/11", or "The progress is being made in iraq, look at the numbers from last year to this year to 3 months ago, we have more iraqi troops, therefore the ball was dead when it hit me." Im sure that he wouldn't be very good at catching the balls so we would not get any extra people in, but with him in he can never get hit, you just cant nail him down so eventually he would just have to win the game for us. So in conclusion, i think we should start writing letters to Mr. McClellan to recruit him to our dodgeball team. This will make up for the loss of Big Pete Calvin next semester, plus give us a gaurenteed championship win. Start writing team we got work to do.