Another great weekend has passed. Creeping toward that great weekend that will be spent in Moab. We played two football games this weekend and kicked ass in both. Friday night i went with linda to see "A history of violence" I dont know how to discribe it to anyone and i thought it was good but very weird and graphic. Saturday night i proceded to get wasted as my friend Nate was in town for his LSAT test and it was laura's going away party. Fun times.... apparently i got really drunk, passed out on the kitchen floor, tried to fight peter and in the process broke a bowl.... pretty standard for me. Sunday included more work for me at the circuit.... im liking my new position a lot better than the old one. Anyway ill chat at ya later
Go Evil Shenanigans
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Sorry i didnt rokk as hard early on buddy, after a couple beers i was getting dizy as fuck due to the head injury. But i preceded to rokk hard later into the night and woke up with wiskers drawn on my face and a penis drawn on my arm, it brings back memories of chris dosent it. Cant wait to rokk again next weekend. minus the concusion.
Ah Saturday night….
Drinking with concussions. Always a solid plan. Chugging the “extra strong” Long Island Iced Teas at 8pm. Precious. Congrats boys… you successfully provided quality entertainment yet again for Laura’s Great Send-Off. Too bad you couldn’t prove yourselves past the 1st round of flip cup (nor past 11pm—JARROD), thus demonstrating the wonderous mad skillz by all the ladies who whooped your ass at the game. Note: one on one flip cup with Miss Katie S-L can be as disastrous as the 1v1 beer pong between J&P the other weekend. It’s aiight. I guess we all got our own special talents. Pete- launching himself off long boards, passing out and allowing penises and whiskers to be drawn upon him. Jarrod- making creepy Jack Black faces and passing out in kitchens, the porch outside, in the chair, on Leslie… Oh, and thank you Jack, for dismissing AK as a woman this weekend due to his effort to hang out with me in Denver, and yes, at the zoo. In all honestly, he reminded me more of a flummoxed, discombobulated giraffe while walking around attempting to keep his head straight. SERIOUSLY. Get a fucking helmut. Let’s just hope he comes back in one piece after the “rad rides” in Moab. How many bikes shall be broken this year?
im sure my bike will be broken, it breaks almost every time. And yes, you are turning pete into a woman because only women and children visit the zoo. ive seen it, AK as you call him has been growing these sores all over his body, i looked it up on Web MD and i think with all the symptoms it might be VAGINITIS (all the tiny sores are really small vaginas). I am giving AK the treatment with perscriptions of Jack Daniels and beer, but only a trip to moab can really cure him completely. It is true that i do sometimes drink a bit excessivly and cause a spectacle, But come on... i know you all enjoyed it. You cant stop laughing and making funny jokes about it, and you cant say im not a good sport (at least i got away before having penises and whiskers drawn on me, thanks wes). Anyway lets just chalk this one up to another fabulous weekend in boulder and to having fun while we still can because as of thursday Laura is gone to do a bunch of filing and writing of speaches that she wont get credit for in DC, Mara will still be looking for a similar job, Pete will continue to contemplate the meaning of life (good luck with the interviews (go TAHOE)), and jarrod will continue going to school and have no idea what the real reason he is going to school for is.
ah yes, the meaning of life. Havent quite figured that out, but i have determined that do not want to die in bed, and if i continue my recent activites i should be succefully dead in the next couple years i guess. At least ill go out at the top of my gain. But on another note, helmets rokk. and Yes i mean rokk not rock. But to the claim of vaginitus. Who went out to the bars right after reciving a concussion and who went to a movie and got to bed early last friday. If that isnt a case of vaginitis i dont know what is. You need to stop going to bed at 10 even on days you dont have work at 6am and start helping me finish the keg. That would cure the vaginitis right up
Pete there is no excuse for going to the zoo. There is no amount of drinking to justify this. You can' t blame any concussion for this weak behavior you can only blame Mara. To remedy this you must rokk with Jarrod the right way and drink from morning to night blacking out and creating drama.
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